...to fit in with the other expectant mothers in Kiev? I found a flier with these hot fashions not too long ago. So now I know where the shop is that sells them...
(Because here it's a faux pas to wear a bra that you CAN'T see through your shirt...)
(And a shiny polyester hint of a belly button is always a nice complement to a skirt of "why bother?" proportions.)
(And if you think there are too many flowers on your outfit, just cut part of the belly off the jacket.)
The number one rule? Always wear super high heels. Always. Preferably with some bit of extra gold, glitter or buckles.
Oh. Yes. Did I mention? I'm expecting! But not so stylish. Luckily, the chichi maternity clinic I get to go to for prenatal exams offers make-up and fashion classes for the mom-to-be.
I probably need to enroll, because our first ultrasound said it's a girl. And she should be arriving in early August.
Now accepting betrothal offers, pink onesies, and roasted salted almonds.
3.10.2009
Do You Dare Me...
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Congratulations!
congratulations!!
I love your blog! Spencer just asked me from the other room what I was laughing at. Traci's blog, of course!
Congrats on your baby girl! So there is hope for me...
Love ya!
Woo Hoo! It's a girl!!! A Bubba Girl!
Auntie M & Uncle J
Congratulations!
Very happy for you!
Yeah!! Really, a girl? We are prepping for another girl, and it took about 3 separate ultrasound confirmations before I believed it (they do ultrasounds at every appointment here). That is very exciting! Will you be going to the US to give birth? You still need to send me your mailing address! Congratulations! Oh, and I love the belly button look. Wow.
Oooohhhh! Yay! What a nice addition to your family. I think it's great that you are braving the fourth. We need to talk sometime. First I have to find out what my home phone number is here. I'll email you soon.
A girl! Dresses with bows and white tights and black patent leather shoes! I love it! Congratulations. And I double DOG dare you!
Congratulations! That's awesome! And I wouldn't dare anyone to wear those fashions, yikes!
yay for a girl!! Congratulations. And seriously.. those outfits are awesome. I would totally wear the floweredy suit thingy. Really. I would.
Congrats! What exciting news! I hope the pregnancy goes well!
Yea!!! August? That is not very far away. I think May is further! Congrats. I expect to see some pimpin high heels on you soon. Hot momma!
Oh crap does that mean annoy is right behind you? No wonder she is feeling under the weather! LOL
Congratulations!! How exciting! Just as I love seeing pictures of your boys, I'm very much looking forward to "meeting" your little girl through pictures, too.
As for the Kiev fashions, well, I'll leave that one up to you. :)
You should sign up to model there. You'd be a splash
OH MY WORD!!! I am so excited for you! (I read my google reader blogs backwards, apparently, because what caught my eye was your post about the food and little boys and their pregnant moms ... I was like WHAAAAA!)
(If I said that out loud, would I type WOL?)
Yippee!!! Joey requested that you have the baby on August 4, in honor of his birthday. Let us know if you're up for it!
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