Calvin's Meme

Drumroll....Here it is...the long awaited Code Yellow three-year-old does his first meme. Items in italics are the mom's interpretation and/or answer, since, well, you know - he's new to this whole meme thing. Not to mention the idea of cooperating...



3 Things That Scare Me:
C: Nuffing!
Mom: What about jumping into water?
C: Oh, yeah. But I’m not scared of bugs or snakes or the dark or nuffing!

3 people who make me laugh:
You, Daddy, and Henry

3 things I love:
You, Daddy, and big trucks.

3 Things I hate:
Daddy when he bees rude.
Henry when he messes up my train.
Bugs when they bite.
(And anything that doesn’t seem to be my idea.)

3 Things I don't understand:
Why big kids don’t want to play with me as much as I want to play with them.
Why it’s bedtime when the sun is still up.
“I don’t know” as an answer to my questions.
Pantyhose. (aka "Those things you wear on your legs") I ask my mom about them every Sunday. She doesn't get it either.

3 things on my dresser:
Some miscellaneous remote control toys waiting for new batteries.
A lamp.
Some outgrown clothes that Mom needs to send to our little cousin.

3 things I'm doing right now:
Standing like a statue. (A new favorite game.)
With orange goggles around my knees. Watching Thomas.

3 things I want to do before I die:
Fly on a plane AND a helicopter to get somewhere, like Dad did.
Get a bunkbed.

3 things I can do:
Play with trucks and trains indefinitely.
Ask really thoughtful questions.
Give really passionate kisses. (Seriously, when I'm in the mood, watch out!)

3 ways to describe my personality:
Inquisitive, intense, and loving.

3 things I think you should listen to:
My mom.
“My” music. (Mickey Mouse, Little People, They Might Be Giants, etc.)
Me. Without fail.

3 things I think you should never listen to:
NPR or any kind of news.
Your music (anything on the radio or other than “my” music)
The person on the other end of the phone. (Actually, I don’t care if you listen, I just try my best to make it so you can’t hear…)

3 absolute favorite foods:
Shrimp, any kind of fruit, and yellow Starbursts.

3 things I'd like to learn:
To ride a bike.
To run fast, fast, fast.

3 things I drink regularly:
Apple juice, orange juice, and milk.

3 shows I watch:
Caillou (This just in: “I like him even better than Wonder Pets!”)
Wonder Pets
Dumbo (new favorite video…even eighty times later, and with alternatives like Toy Story, Monsters, Inc., and The Incredibles…go figure)
(And Dora, except a big kid recently told me that she was for girls and babies)

If you blog and have a preschooler, you're tagged for this little people's meme. I would love to see what Juan Carlos has to say...